Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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