I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
