I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Is Oprah even human
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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