at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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