Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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