Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
God I need to hump something, right now.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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