he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
