I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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