Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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