I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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