yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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