i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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