Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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