Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
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