i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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