Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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