I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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