How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Is it penis luge time yet?
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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