Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
She said her name was "party"
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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