I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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