How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
i love accidental penises.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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