evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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