Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I just found puke in my bra..
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
