That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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