your parents love me but you hate me
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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