38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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