oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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