Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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