Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
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