Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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