The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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