I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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