You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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