did you get engaged???
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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