Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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