at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
just tell him i said nine months
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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