doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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