Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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