suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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