I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Less talking, more tequila
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Randomize
