Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Blood and glitter go together right?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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