AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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