Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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