my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I just googled if crying burns calories
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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