It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
My feet surprised me
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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