**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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