we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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