Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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