It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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