How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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