is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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